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ok so i was at home, and i went to this kid ryan lau's house. he's a skateboarder you guys will see some video of this kid. anyways he wasn't home and i really wanted some water and then when i get it and i drink it he appears but i was already in his house and drinking his water and he was like get out of my house. and i felt bad. so i went back home. then i jumped through the shower on the second story it started flooding and everything. i got my cigarettes soaked and i was bummed. so then i went to sleep and i woke up to my uncle bert saying lets go surf so i said shoot den. we went to the beach and he was in the water and so were like 4 cops. i heard something on a radio about something happening in waimanalo the town like some crazy guy and all the cops were happy because that meant money. it was fucked up. but then they started shining this green light on me, and someone said if i'd never had that done before it can be kinda uncomfortable. afterwards all these green bumps started appearing all over my body. then i heard backstreet boys loudly and realized it was my cousin and i wokke up right before actually getting to surf. oh well, i never get to go surf.